Dramatis Personae

[Pandora 77]

Check this page for updates on the character list for the new Psychopathic Jedi comedy: Where the Hell am I?

Prequel Characters

• (Linked to Starwars.com databank)
  
  
• Anakin Skywalker
  
• Obi-Wan Kenobi
  
• Yoda
  
• Mace Windu
  
• Master Quinlin Vos
  
• Aayla Secura
  
• Bail Organa
  
• Padme Amidala
  
• Mon Mothma
  

Contributer-created characters:

Character name: Donny

Age: 15

Region of origin: American South (not South America)

Biography: Donny is what you get if you take a little redneck, a little geek, parents with a little money, a lemur, throw it all in a blender and hit puree. He?s the little brother that even his own mother would like to see in an institution. He?s got a case of hyperactivity that he just can?t seem to grow out of and a short attention span bordering on attention deficit disorder. Any Jedi stuck with him will find it more than challenging to remain calm and patient. Any Sith will surely be hard-pressed to avoid killing him. (created by Pod)

Character name: Lorelei

Age: early 20s

Region of origin: Kentucky/Southern Indiana

Biography: Descendent of German immigrants with a good, solid head on her shoulders currently working as a Nuclear Tech (hehe). however she prefers her own fantasy world to reality. Witty and sarcastic, sometimes it is difficult to tell when she's kidding. Her sense of humor is somewhat twisted, but she can be sensitive and sweet when the occasion calls for it. somewhat reckless in her driving, any soul unfortunate enough to be stuck with her better hang on and not look out the window. (created by JM)

Character name: Ned Trian

Age: 27

Location: Sydney, Australia

Occupation: Administrative Assistant at American embassy in Sydney, Australia. [Don't call him a male secretary]

Description: Ned is fairly tall, around 5'10". He's a bit on the thin side but not skin and bones. He has dark brown hair that is always immaculately groomed. He wears glasses over his hazel eyes.

A little on the shy side, Ned tends to bury himself in his work, only to go home alone and watch TV with his cat Violet. He's not good with talking to people unless he's explaining to people at work that "No, you cannot go past without permission."

Bio: After attending business school in Wichita, Kansas and graduating in the top of his class, Ned found a job at big company in Los Angeles. When he heard about an administrative assistant job opening up at the U.S. embassy in Sydney, he took the chance and applied, after agonizing over it for many months. There was the chance to move up int the world there. Whereas in L.A. he'd be stuck as an A.A. forever.

He then moved to Sydney after getting the job and now types up various reports as well as answering phones at the Embassy offices of the U.S. Ambassador George O'Malley. (created by Mara)

Name: Arron Jamie Smith

Age: 19

Region: Originally Enfield, London, UK. Currently Kidderminster, Worcestershire, UK.

Bio: Lives with his parents. Has a younger brother (15). Works as an admin assistant in a busy office. Spends most of his free time with friends, drinking or other socialising type stuff. Is abit crazy, very down to earth, loves a laugh, and can be sarcastic. Likeable and tries to keep up to date with the latest fashion. Always has the latest gadgets before anybody else. Is unsure of his sexual orientation, hasn't had much luck with either gender, but gets crushes on guys far too easily. (created by Beeurd)

Name: Amber (pending!)

Age: 16

Description: The beautiful spoiled daughter of the President of the United States.

Bio: Amber, a native Texan has been spoiled rotten since she was a little girl (why with her father being the governor of Texas and later the President.) She believes people were born to serve her, gets everything she wants, and plans on someday taking over the world with her father.

Name: Alexander Lindsay

Age: 23

Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Bio: After spending a few years at the University of Edinburgh, Alex set out for the mean streets of Glasgow to find his fortune. Now, though, he works as a production assistant at the BBC. He's known to have a temper, and has some very faint relations to some dukes. (created by Ender)

Character Name: Chelsea Sparkle

Location: Michigan

Age: 24

Bio: Chelsea's extremely smart and hard working. She managed to graduate from college in 4 years, despite her tendency to party a little too hardy sometimes. Chelsea works in a hospital lab and enjoys science fiction, nature, and crafts along with a healthy dose of drinking and partying when she can. (created by Princess)

Please continue to post suggestions for existing characters as well as bios of new characters here.

{last updated: November 27, 2007. 11:56 CST}

Edited November 27, 2007 by Mistress Pod

[Winters 0]

I know I'm kinda new still, but I'd like to suggest a character for myself.

I propose this:

Name: Mike Fischer

Age: 28

Location: With the President/Amber.

Occupation: To his dismay; Science (mainly Chemistry), History/Social Science, Music, and Latin teacher to Amber; to his liking, consultant to the president and several other important politicians.

Description: Standing 5'9'', Mike is somewhat plain, but has hair that is very simliar to his personal hero, Franklin D. Roosevelt. Neither strong nor weak, he is able to carry large amounts of books, but isn't strong enough to be considered strong. Despite being plain, his personal and emotional strength is in his eyes, which is usually covered with a pair of glasses he never cleans. He loves history, hates politics, and is obsessed with classical music and military history. Despite not having a wife or girlfriend, he is a hopeless romantic that tends to scare the women he dates with his romanticism, thinking he's a serial killer or something of that nature. He is mildly hunorous, using scarcasm and wit to get laughs rather than jokes.

Bio: Born in San Antonio, Texas. Mike Fischer was born into a strongly Democrat family. He lived a very normal life and somewhat boring life; attending High School in San Antonio, but moved to Austin for college. He graduated with honors as a double major in Chemistry and History, with a minor in political science. He then went on to become a certified pharmacist, although he would never obtain a job. While getting his Bacholors degrees, he got interested in local politics and became very famous for being a political genious when consulting both sides of the isle. Despite his upbringing, he consulted both sides, not believing in party politics. He quickly moved up in the political area, ending up consulting the governor of Texas, whom later became president, all of it going to pay for his Pharm.D. However, he ended up staying in politics and, due to his decision to play it safe and become a certified teacher in the State of Texas, was soon enrolled in becoming the private tutor of the presidents daughter, Amber.

[Princess 35]

Well, the characters aren't just for you to use, just so you know. Anyone can do whatever they want with your character.

[Winters 0]

OH! I know that... but... nevermind, I feel awquard writing the rest because... well, I would need story archs and such to write. I'm kinda those writers that do a lot of research and such... nevermind, just... yeah... nevermind.

[Pandora 77]

It's okay. The comedy does best with short, spontaneous posts. There's not really an overall plan, except that I'd like to eventually get the characters together, but we have an entire year in which to accomplish that.

You're free to write on any characters you wish, whenever the inspiration strikes.

[Andy 60]

I was thinking. Should we continue this one until we finish it? I mean, to save rushing to end it when we get to November. lol

We only did it with Punks because it was so enormous. :p

[Winters 0]

It's kinda hard to do that without a story arch. Planned needs to be done, in my noobish opinion... Please don't hurt me...

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i think there needs to be some sort of time limit to finish this thing, but i do agree it could be extended a bit since we don't have as many people/posts as the Punks did.

[Andy 60]

Please don't hurt me...

But we like hurting people. :(

[Pandora 77]

We do need a time limit. I am still opposed to the story arch because I think it will make the story end too quickly.

I don't know. I'm running out of ideas. Can anyone think of a way to scrap the story but save the Psychos? Shoot me a line in the private forum if you come up with anything.