Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 POD'S HOUSE OF PAIN -The place where traitors and agitators receive due punishment A TRAITOR IS: *A vet gb.net patron or Psycho that purposefully and malisciously hurts any other member without just cuase, either physically or emotionally. *Any member, new or not, that hacks gb.net. *Any member of either two major organizations (The Psychos or the gb.net community) that hacks another member's personal files, compromising their privacy/physical safety. AN AGITATOR IS: *A newbie that comes to gb.net and immediately starts harrassing/flaming it's patrons. *Either a newbie OR a vet member that deceives the other members to the point that they feel endangered (such as the Dash incident, summer 2002). *Anyone in the RW that we feel needs a good run through the HoP. TORTURE POLICIES: *[NEW POLICY] NO ONE will be tortured for only being a TREKKIE. An accused Trekkie must also meet the criteria of an AGITATOR or TRAITOR (see above, and please note that the criteria addressing CONVICTED TREKKIE SPIES has been REMOVED.) *I will NOT torture a newbie for simply being a newbie. *I WILL torture a newbie that commits an act of treason OR agitation (see above) *If a newbie does NOT commit an act of treason OR agitation, but DOES refuse to respect those above him/her on our set hierarchy, that newbie WILL face my wrath until proper, formal, and public apologies are given. (half-hearted attempts do not count. All members offended must be willing to forgive and do so publically before charge is released) *I DO allow gb.net vets to use my equiptment, but I DO reserve the right to revoke such privliges on a case-to-case basis *I will NOT harm any vet gb.net member or Psycho close to me on request. Said member WILL have to meet criteria of a TRAITOR. Agitation charges will be dealt with on a CASE-BY-CASE basis. *The House of Pain torture equpitment is NOT for sale, RENT ONLY, and my facilities must be used, for security reasons. *The HoP IS a haven for animals. NO creature shall be A)harmed or B)used for the testing of either torture equiptment OR shampoo. HOUSE OF PAIN STAFF: *Pod-- Torture Mistress *Princess-- First Torture Assistant *JediMaster91--Junior Torture Assistant *Makia-- Special Assignment Executor (Welcome back to the boards, and welcome to the HoP staff!) *Rogue-- key holder ****NOTE: This is the approximate color of blood. hee hee! DISCLAIMER: This document complies with GBnet regulations. The HoP's view on Trekkies and Newbies is not neccesarily representative of the whole of GBnet or it's members. -- Emperor Beeurd, 01 April, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 26, 2002 Awww... Nice place you've got here. *Kisses Pod* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 *kisses him back* Thanks. Oh, I give lessons, E-wing, just in case.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted June 26, 2002 By the force, I truly hope this is only a joke.... :nerves: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted June 26, 2002 Leave him outta this!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 26, 2002 :drinking: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 *looks at terrorfied Rogue* Sorta. See, if anyone wants to use it, fine, if a newbie comes in, they must be broken in, if no one likes it, okay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted June 26, 2002 Fine, but leave Ewing out of this.... I like him the way he is....I don't want him becoming all sith on me....Actually, that is impossible, seeing that he is Aing Ti....oh well, they know what I meant... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 Don't worry, Rogue, E-wing will be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted June 26, 2002 You're not going to teach him anything about torture...cause he's never going to have to use it...isn't that right pod? *places hands on Hips, and glares at Pod menacingly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 *rests hand on lightsaber hilt* Of course not, Rogue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 :( You don't like my house of pain??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted June 26, 2002 I think you're just getting a little too carried away with the Newbie torture. I was like that when I turned to the darkside. I don't want the same to happen to you. And, I don't want you turning my boyfriend into a monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 26, 2002 Yes, please don't go Sith on me Pod. I can only do so much to cure it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 Ugh. Rogue, go back up and re-read the very first post I made. Read EVERYTHING, even the fine print. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted June 26, 2002 I know this is a joke. But isn't newbie Torture also, supposed to be a joke? Look what you were doing to SLY the other day....can you honestly tell me that you are absolutely sure that torturing him was of the lightside? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 26, 2002 If it feels good, do it, so..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 I was breaking him in. If I hadn't, chances are, he'd have been unprepared. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 26, 2002 Yes, and Link (was it Link who said this) said that at first, Newbies have no rights. So Pod was right to break him in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 26, 2002 *kisses Furday* I love your logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted June 26, 2002 *Kisses her in return* And I love you... :love: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted June 26, 2002 Okay, but dismemberment? Should you have gone that far? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted June 26, 2002 and don't drag me into this!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
