P4-LPY 0 Posted July 13, 2002 Lemons? Righto *heads to the fridge* I also have some salt, if you want to borrow it. Why not get some flour and eggs too.... then you could make a cake :roll: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 *stands back to assess Palpatine* Okay, let's see.... I think we'll start with.... *crosses the room and picks up a branding iron that had been heating in an open flame* Now, let me see that left hand... *flicks a hand to a control panal on the wall and hits a button with the Force and Palpy turns, and his left hand is turned palm up.* Okay this won't hurt.... compared to what I'm going to do to you later. *trusts the iron on his palm* There! Now everyone will know it was me that did this to you, should someone admire the work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 Salt? No thanks, Ana. Citric acid is easier to handle. Salt is kinda clich?d at any rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 13, 2002 That's not a bad idea, Palpy. I'll bake a cake, then pour alcohol all over it until it's soaked, then light it on fire and throw it at you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4-LPY 0 Posted July 13, 2002 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! ** turns head to look at branding on hand ** Hmm... it does have a nice pattern that branding iron :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4-LPY 0 Posted July 13, 2002 That's not a bad idea, Palpy. I'll bake a cake, then pour alcohol all over it until it's soaked, then light it on fire and throw it at you! Umm... that's not quite what i had in mind :-? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 13, 2002 Welcome to the world. Nothing ever works out exactly as you had in mind.... Flaming fudgie marshmallows!!!!! *Pelts him with flaming fudgie marshmallows and moose nuggets.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 :) Thanks, glad you like it, Palpy. Okay, let's see.... You stabbed Beeurd in the back, so.... *Trusts a newly-sharpned sword in the fire to let it heat* I'll stab you in the back! I'll make sure I don't mortally wound you, or anything. As soon as this blade is hot enough.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4-LPY 0 Posted July 13, 2002 ** catches some in mouth ** Yummy! They're nice but there a little hot tho... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4-LPY 0 Posted July 13, 2002 that's not fair, I used a lightsaber! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 Oh, I can't see around that huge robe of yours... Hope you've got something underneath... *Takes a still-cool dagger and cuts the back of his robe so she can see his back.* Where did that droid go... *looks around* Eevee, find a spot I can stab him an inch without killing him and mark it. *the droid trundles over and makes a mark to the right of his spine* Thank you very much. Ana, got the lemons ready? Cut them and squeeze what you can into that glass over there, will you? *takes the sword out of the fire and steps over to Palpy* Not the same thing as a lightsaber, but it'll do even better. *Touches the blade tip to Palpy's flesh on top of the mark, letting it burn him, and slowly pushes the blade into his back a good inch or so* *takes the glass of lemon juise and pours it over the cut, moving the pieces of flesh aside so the juice can seep between it.* I'll be right back, let me find the astringent... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 *pours some liquid out of a bottle labeld "astringent" into Palpy's new cut.* This will garuntee this never heals.... Wasn't that nice of me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4-LPY 0 Posted July 13, 2002 You think that pain would actually hurt someone with my Force capabilities? ** has been healing self all the time ** you fools! ** sends Force Lightening everywhere, and escapes ** Haha! you didn't even use ysalimri :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 *sighs* I can't beleive he's going delusional already. Moron! You are in a Jedi-proof containment field! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted July 13, 2002 Hey pod, Can I help torture him? PLEASE???????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 Give me some time, Makia, I've got it all planned out. I don't want you to kill him yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarah 0 Posted July 13, 2002 Oooo, torture.... Hehehe..... I'll sit back and watch...I might learn something. :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted July 13, 2002 Ok... Besides Sexy is on and we have a date in LoveBirds... Bye! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 Well, tell you what, Makia. Why don't you give him this. *hands her an enormous sarrenge* Stick it in his spine. That should make everything so much clearer to him... and the pain so much more intense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 Okay then... Beeurd, would you like to do the honors? *offers him the sarrenge* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 13, 2002 ** walks into torture chamber with lightsaber in hand ** Oh how I have been waiting for this moment! :angry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 Remember, can't kill him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 13, 2002 *Makes more lemon juice, then sits to watch.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 13, 2002 Did he pass out again? Oh, what a wimp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarah 0 Posted July 13, 2002 This really is an odd way to...err...*blink* welcome newbies. But I do find it quite enjoyable. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
