Sticks 1 Posted July 25, 2002 haha, i don't think so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 25, 2002 *snaps fingers* darn. Then no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 *mic flies into outstretched hand* well since this is a star wars themed forum.. (Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope) Her name was Leia, she was a princess With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near So Artoo-Detoo found Ben Kenobi (Obi-wan) He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands So Luke and Obi-wan had to get to Aldaraan So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han At the Star Wars (Star Wars), Star Wars Cantina (Star Wars Cantina) The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a (Here at) The Star Wars (Star Wars), Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars.. (Oota goota, Solo) His name was Solo (Han Solo), he was a pilot With a blaster at his thigh and a smile twelve parsecs wide There with Chewbacca, he was a Wookie They met with Luke and Obi-wan about the Millenium Falcon Docking Bay 94 (ninety-four), Stormtroopers at the door With a flash of Ben's lightsaber now there's an arm on the floor At the Star Wars (Star Wars), Star Wars Cantina (Star Wars Cantina) The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a (Here at) The Star Wars (Star Wars), Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars.. (Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious) His name was Yoda, he was a muppet (mm!) Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad He kissed his sister, his hand got cut off In that Galaxy Far, Far Away, Luke has had a lousy day Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene (Ho ho ho) Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine At the Star Wars (Star Wars), Star Wars Cantina (Star Wars Cantina) The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a (Here at) The Star Wars (Star Wars), Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars.. (The Force will be with you. Always.) (Star Wars..Star Wars Cantina..) *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0 Posted July 25, 2002 i love that song! not as muchas ana though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 *deep bow* thank you, thank you..i'll be here all week.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0 Posted July 25, 2002 woah man! found out vaders my dad! i say, oh man! han got stuch in a slab! but i saved him and my friends from jaba there is no need to be un happy! and now! theres a place i must go keep a promise to a guy you all know and i'll show him that i meant what i said when i would return of the jedi! ohhh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo i'm gonna learn from the Y.O.D.A! i'm gonna learn from the Y.O.D.A! he knows everything about wrong and right! you will become a jedi knight i'm gonna learn from the Y.O.D.A! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted July 25, 2002 *applauds* Very good....Just don't drag me up there.. Awe...thrawn, that's so sweet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0 Posted July 25, 2002 its not the east or the west side no its not its not the north or the south side no its not its the dark side you are correct make fun of the empire? to all you vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up! what is thy bidding my master? its a disaster skywalker we're after could it be if he is turned to the dark side? yes he'd be a powerfull ally another dark jedi he will join us or die we got death star (death star) we got death star (death star) we got death star (death star) we got death star (death star) we got death star (death star) we got death star (death star) we got death star (death star) we got death star (death star) we got death star (you know that we got it...death star) we got death star (you know that we got it...death star) we got death star (you know that we got it...death star) luke get your butt down right now stop hanging around that darn landspeeder did you clean your room? what about those two droids i told you about? uncle owen, i know im on probation i cleaned the droids can i got to toche station? i gotta lay away on a power converter, but now your treating me like a scruffy nerf herder luke use the force and run run to dagobah run to dagobah luke use the force and run run to dagobah run to dagobah i'm yoda ill astound ya im (who knows what yoda says) dont being wise cause im grand ma size you wont believ your eyes watch the x-wing rise yoda, why you being a player hater? you know i must confront lord vader but luke, not ready are you but theres a city in the clouds where they keeping my crew a jedi's gotta do what a jedis gotta do so now vader, im comming for you yeah, thats right r2 were going to cloud city ahh...thats might good jawa tonic, you should mix me up another things are about to get ugly impressive, now release your anger you must sence that your your friends are in danger owww!why did you slice off my hand!? its imperitive that you understand obi one would never bother telling you about your father he told me enough he told me you killed him then there is something i must reveal then i'm your father i'm your father i'm your father i'm your father i'm your father i'm your father i'm your father i'm your father knock him out the box, luke knock him out knock him out the box, luke knock him out knock him out the box, luke knock him out knock him out the box, luke knock him out knock him out the box, luke knock him out knock him out the box, luke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 Well a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away-ya This guy in black was on the track of the Rebels led by Leia Hey, Luke Skywalker, they fried your uncle and aunt So he left Tatooine with a lightsaber in his pants You can bet I wanna be a Jedi, there is no try only do Use, use, use the Force, trust me Luke it's neato Listen to Ben, he'll tell you when to launch your torpedo It's the ship that is flown by that Indiana Jones and the Falcon comes flying along He is Darth Vader, he's a Jedi-hater, he dies much later in Episode 6 Obi-wan Kenobi, all covered in brown, he may cut your arm off, if you screw around Balalalalalaboba he's the bounty hunter after Han Under that armour he's got nothing on I love the Star Wars movies, the trio without equal And now it's time for Episode 1, pop goes the prequel The Phantom Menace, The Phantom Menace, who you gonna see it with Share a cola with Sebulba, or have some pop corn with the Sith Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks, his floppy ears are giant They rendered him with a pentium, let's hope he's Y2K compliant Watch podrace it's in the heat, kaboom, kaboom Anakin needs a booster seat, all the Tatooine day They'll be flying round Naboo when they come They'll be fighting battledroids of the federation Hell those lightsabers sound just like electric razors they'll be flying round Naboo when they.. Come, all ye Forceful, to the ancient speeder Queen Amidala, Amidala, Amidala She's a ******, Natalie mary me The saga starts with Obi-wan Kenobi and Qui-gon Jinn Those guys were Jedi with lightsabers and hair extensions Anakin's a little boy but someday he will destroy The Jedi Knights and galactic fights with ships and Battledroids He knew Artoo-Detoo on Naboo Luke and Leia, Ben and Yoda Jabba, Chewie, Han and Boba Ewoks, Jawas and the Gungans And that guy from Pulp Fiction Ships attacking, creatures biting And Darth Maul was Kung Fu fighting Good and evil faceing history Ridiculous choices in retail history Episode one..Shut up the movie has begun.. That's the Phantom Medley, The End. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 ooh i love gansta rap!! *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0 Posted July 25, 2002 what song was that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 The Phantom Medley..it's hilarious..it uses many familiar tunes and slots new words in.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 Sunscreen good. No sunscreen, bad. Rest of advice, based on years of Jedi-teaching experience, yes. This advice, I dispense, now. Enjoy the power and beauty of the Force. Understand the Force you will not, until you have used it. Fabulous is how you look. Fat as Jabba the Hutt you are not. Worry not about the Darkside. Worrying is about as effective as trying to stick C-3PO together with bubblegum. hmhmhm! Do one thing everyday that would scare even Darth Maul, yes. Floss. Waste time not at Mos Eisley. In the end, hungover you will be, yes. Kind to your lightsaber be. For when it's gone, miss it you will. Dance, evenif you have nowhere to do it but your own swamp on Dagobah. Beauty magazines read you not. Make you feel ugly and green they will, yes. Just one minute you wait, what is wrong with being ugly and green, I ask? hm? Get to know your father. You never know if Darth Vader he will be. Live on ice planet Hoth once, but leave before hard it makes you. Live on Naboo once, but leave before soft it makes you. Travel at lightspeed!! But make sure hyperdrive works. hmhmhm. Accept certain inalienable truths. Luke and Leia, related they are. Wookies shed all over the furniture they will. And sound a lot like Grover on Sesame Street I do. hmm.. Respect Mace Windu. Very good in Pulp Fiction he was, yes. With your hair, mess not. For by the time you're 800, 1000 it will look. Be careful of advice and Boba Fett. But trust you me on the sunscreen, yes. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted July 25, 2002 Darklighter....that was.....weird... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 It's the Yoda version of Baz Luhrman's "Everybody's Free To Use Sunscreen" (aka "The Sunscreen Song") i dl'd it off the net..you have to hear the real version..funny as hell.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0 Posted July 25, 2002 i love yoda's advise on sunscreen! do you have kazaa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack And they thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack Their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us But we escaped from that gas And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a Bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen And we all wound up on Tatooine That's where we met this boy Oh my, my this here Anakin guy May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave But he can use the Force they say Oh do you see him hitting on the Queen though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday Well I know he built C-3PO, and I heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke it's true, so we made a wager or two He was a pre-pubescent flying ace and the minute Jabba started off that race Well I knew who would win first place, oh yes, it was our boy We started singing my, my this here Anakin guy May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi Now we finally got to Coruscant, the Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the buy could be So we took him there and we told a tale of how his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh the council was impressed of course, could he bring balance to the Force They interviewed the kid, oh training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear and Qui-Gon said now listen here Just stick it in your pointy ear, I still will teach this boy He was singing my, my this here Anakin guy May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi We caught a ride back to Naboo, cause Queen Amidalaa wanted to I frankly would have liked to stay We all fought in that epic war, and it wasn't long at all before Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gungans died, some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin', the Battledroids were broken And the Jedi I admired most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast I'm still here and he's a ghost, I guess I'll train this boy And I was singing my, my this here Anakin guy May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi We were singing my, my this here Anakin guy May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye Singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 fraid not..i'm using my uni server and i'm firewalled.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted July 25, 2002 I got that one...Anakin Guy by Weird Al. He's crazy, and he loves SW! Isn't it wonderful... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 yeah he's absolutely fantastic..the song's called The Saga Begins and is from his Running with Scissors album. i think he's a genius *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted July 25, 2002 He's great...you heard Amish Paradise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 Yeah that was a riot..did you see the music vid? i couldn't stop laughing..in fact, think i have it somewhere here on my puter.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted July 25, 2002 No, I really don't watch the music Videos.... hey, maybe you should enter the song writting contest... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 25, 2002 what song writing contest? *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
