Eight Lines that would have ended Star Wars real fast

[Princess 35]

http://www.dorkly.com/article/17253/8-lines-that-would-have-ended-star-wars-real-fast

[Bad furday 57]

I laughed at all of them!

[Ayingel 24]

:D good lines....

[James the Defender 7]

How about:

(escape pod jettisons from Tantive IV)

Commander: Go ahead and fire. You need the target practice.

[TheUnknown 39]

How about:

(escape pod jettisons from Tantive IV)

Commander: Go ahead and fire. You need the target practice.

Good point!

[Jake Durron 23]

Along the same vein

http://www.dorkly.com/article/2501/8-star-wars-pickup-lines

*S######s*

[Jake Durron 23]

:rofl: oh my god!!!! That's awesome!!!! I guess I can't say that...

Fine :lol:

[Bad furday 57]

That Luke one has me dying :p

[Princess 35]

I like Vader

[Andy 60]

YODA : Confer on you, the level of Jedi Knight the Council does. But agree with you taking this boy as your Padawan learner, I do not.

OBI-WAN : Qui-Gon believed in him.

YODA : No, I said! Trained the boy will not be! Sent back to Tatooine he is.

[Ana 15]

Shmi Skywalker: Leave my son alone, you creepy old man; why are you following a prepubescent boy home you freak?

[Bad furday 57]

Qui Gon: Anakin, drop!

Anakin: Why, Master Qui Goaaaaaaagggh!!! *is decapitated by Darth Maul's speeder* :D

[TheUnknown 39]

Anakin Skywalker c. Ep II: "I'm going to get a vasectomy."

[Ayingel 24]

Ani: "I would like to be taken to a local healer instead of you using your strange electronic instrument on my cut, mister Qui Gon..."

[Jake Durron 23]

Epi II: "Oh Ani, that's so sweet, but Jar Jar and I got married two years ago!"

[TheUnknown 39]

Anakin Skywalker and/or Padme c. Ep. II or III: "Actually I'm gay and don't want to have children with you."

[Ayingel 24]

Padme: "I think we should use protection."

[Andy 60]

RIC OLIE: Powers back! That little droid did it. He bypassed the main power drive, and repaired the hyperdrive!

QUI-GON: Phew! Would have been awful if we had to make a detour for repairs.

Edited July 22, 2011 by beeurd

[TheUnknown 39]

Han: ewok no.  I'm not going back to Yavin to help the Rebels against the Death Star.