Starstripe 0 Posted August 19, 2002 d*mn.... that's heavy... I'm ten stone ten (150 lbs) so how many me in the pig... lots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted August 19, 2002 Oh, speaking of that site...the stella awards. five awards given out to idiots who win lawsuits...it started after that woman sued mcdonalds for not saying the coffee was hot...the winner this year thoguht that cruise control steered a car... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. ROTFL!!! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 19, 2002 look at the darwin awards (The problem with the gene pool is that there are no lifegaurds) http://www.darwinawards.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted August 19, 2002 Those darwin's...*laughs*. My dad found them a few years ago...they're great. Like the guy who cleaned his attic with a flamethrower...the guy with the jetpack on the car...lawnchair larry... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 Some people are just so stupid...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 Tyson Mitchell of Iowa City, Iowa walked into the police station, for some reason that nobody understands, and asked the dispatcher if he was wanted for any crimes. He was and was also arrested, on the spot. But wait! There's more! The police found several bags of cocaine in his pocket. LOL, I didnt know this one, and I live in Iowa! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 19, 2002 A chicken fell down a well, and one person went in to save the chicken. Then another went in to save the first person then another and another and somenoe else... and someone else. They all drowned. The chicken was fine And yes, this is a true story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 sad...very, very sad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted August 19, 2002 I heard that one...another Iowa one, Sticks. A guy driving a big farm machine was killed when his hat blew off, he got off to get it and got hit by the blades...not pretty. anywyas...wasn't this bout quotes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 19, 2002 a tradgedy, isn't it? none of them could swim, apparently Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 :lol: yes, we Iowans can be quite dumb sometimes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 19, 2002 aren't we all? pure genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 ok, I'll change that: us humans can be so dumb!!! Makes ya wish ya were a cat or something smart, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 19, 2002 No, cats are not me.... maybe monkies or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 LOL, I can imagine that! But monkeys are too much like humans... Go with the cat... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 19, 2002 Nah.... monkies are smarter. They kept the tails and didn't go in for the brains thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 Fine, you can become a monkey, I'll become a cat, sound good? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 19, 2002 I think I'd rather be a robot. They don't make mistakes and they think things through.....unlike those chicken rescuer blokes! And, they can't feel pain, be it physical, emotional, or psychological. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 Oh yea? I think that they have emotions just like us...life's not so perfect being a robot either... If you were a robot, then you would be fake...a machine...and you'd have to follow human orders. That's even worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 19, 2002 In that case, I'd be a space probe and boldly go where no man-errr, machine, has gone before! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 In that case, you could end up being blown to pieces and no one would ever know what happed to you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 19, 2002 Yes, that would be......sad. An unsolved mystery....which would lead others into un-necessary danger. Well, goodnight Sticks, I've got to be going now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted August 19, 2002 g'night, Furday. Maybe I'd better get too bed...only 2 more days of sleeping in b4 school starts...maybe I'd better get to bed sooner *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander 0 Posted August 19, 2002 You're talking about predetermination which happens all the time. Why'd you catch that? Because it was going to fall. You're certain? Yeah. But it didn't fall, you caught it, the fact that you prevented it from happening doesn't change the fact that it was going to happen John Anderton & Danny Whitwor Minority Report The police are here, I am with them, I am a police officer. Mel Gibson in Signs Ah! I'm insane with anger. Mel Gibson in Signs Police Officer: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put this together yourself Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working on this? from The Usual Suspects "War is what happens when a lot of good people die, because of a few very stupid ones." -Dave Mustaine "Religon has actually fooled people in believing that there is an invisible man living in the sky and he has a list of 10 things that he does not want you to do. If you do any of things he will send you to a place where you will burn and be tortured until the end of time. but he loves you. " - George Carlin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
