beeurd VS palpy

[Andy 60]

We shall do the battle in here to avoid confusion in the Dueling Arena.

Use this when you make it attack. We'll both have 1000 points to start with and say I roll a 25, you take 25 off your points.

[dice]1d100[/dice]

[/dice]

Just to see who goes first, highest wins (they get to set the scene too)

beeurd:

[dice:e842df03d6]1d10 = 695131858 [/dice:e842df03d6]

[Andy 60]

didn't like two the same in one post....

palpy:

[dice:3fb2c0186e]1d10 = 705760054 [/dice:3fb2c0186e]

[Bad furday 57]

Beeud, beeurd, he's our man! If he can't do it, nobody can!

[Rogue 4]

*cracks up*

[Andy 60]

well palpy would not be here....

stupid dice... letting him go first...

[Link 3]

huh I'm all for Beeurd.... gee I wonder...

[P4-LPY 0]

bwhahaha!

Righty-ho then...

the two combatants enter the arena and stand in thier places.

The arena is about the size of a tennis court (like the size of center court at wimbleden)

and is surounded by a 6 foot trench filled with molten steel. There is a wlkway over head, and pilars in the four corners, and the whole thing is similar in style to the massassi temples.

palpy moves first, jumping forward and igniting lightsaber at last minute, aiming at beeruds head.

[dice:078f6fd7ac]1d100 = 109612171 [/dice:078f6fd7ac]

[P4-LPY 0]

OOC: SEVEN!!?!?!??? WHAT!??

[Andy 60]

OOC: Hehe!

Health = 993

Blocks the attack easily with lightsaber, and flips forward over Palpy and swings saber around towards his side.

[dice:ed58b6b40c]1d100 = 818215574 [/dice:ed58b6b40c]

[P4-LPY 0]

ooc: :rolls around floor laughing:

health=996

steps casually aside letting blade pass harmlesly beside him and uses the momentary advantage to trip beeurd up.

[dice:a2b75d35d8]1d100 = 637525073 [/dice:a2b75d35d8]

[Andy 60]

OOC: Jammy git...

Health = 915

Trips over Palpy's leg and sends a Force Push towards him before getting up.

[dice:bba33c9a24]1d100 = 139967239 [/dice:bba33c9a24]

[P4-LPY 0]

Health= 911

Flies backwards and hits pillar in corner of the arena and gets up and throws saber at beeurd.

[dice:c2bb6a0ce1]1d100 = 2134799757 [/dice:c2bb6a0ce1]

[Andy 60]

Health = 896

deflects lightsaber, but gets burnt on side of face, and tries to fire blaster at Palpy before his lightsaber returns to him

[dice:a51cfc41e3]1d100 = 1627293604 [/dice:a51cfc41e3]

[P4-LPY 0]

health=815

is hit by beeurds surprise attack but internal cyborg systems pump bacta to affected area

catches lightsabre and lets loose a shot of Force Lightening.

[dice:4a174436dc]1d100 = 1255944812 [/dice:4a174436dc]

[Andy 60]

Health = 803

Is overcome with pain as Palpy's Force Lightning grabs hold, and tries to draw on the Force to create a protective shield.

[dice:57e665ed68]1d100 = 700512362 [/dice:57e665ed68]

[P4-LPY 0]

H = 791

feels momentary pain as some lightning is deflected back by beeurd's feeble attempt at a shield and releases the lightning as he walks over to kick beeurd in the face.

[dice:6c0b4d9968]1d100 = 1021329748 [/dice:6c0b4d9968]

[Andy 60]

Health = 711

Blood drips from face after Palpy's kick.

"You will pay for that..."

Summons the Force with all the strength I can find and pulls a pillar crashing down towards Palpy.

[dice:492eb024ac]1d100 = 883051514 [/dice:492eb024ac]

[P4-LPY 0]

H - 713

is hit by falling illar and knocked to the ground and throws a thermal detonater at beeurd.

[dice:e0e918e425]1d100 = 911460756 [/dice:e0e918e425]

[Andy 60]

health = 659

The detonator falls short, but still close enough to hurt.

Fires blaster at Palpy again.

[dice:6ded2404db]1d100 = 346140146 [/dice:6ded2404db]

[P4-LPY 0]

h - 664

attampt to deflect bolt with lightsaber is useless and bolt hits arm.

Flips over towards beeurd and tries to kick saber out of his hand

[dice:94429ae9c7]1d100 = 1867128 [/dice:94429ae9c7]

[Andy 60]

Health = 576

Lightsaber falls out of hand, but Palpy obviously didn't realise I always carry two lightsabers, si I ignite the other one and bring it down towards his lightsaber-arm.

[dice:9875844639]1d100 = 997267680 [/dice:9875844639]

[P4-LPY 0]

h - 567

shocked by sudden loss of arm, i stagger backwardss but remember about the fight, and unleashs my secret weapon - a recording of JAR JAR BINKS'S VOICE!!!!!

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant!" it says.

[dice:99501c4e1d]1d100 = 873532962 [/dice:99501c4e1d]

[Andy 60]

Health = 512

"Argh!"

Struck by the sheer horror of Palpy's psychological warfare, I eventually mnage to fight back, and aims lightsaber at Palpy's other arm.

[dice:0df70a0332]1d100 = 502352575 [/dice:0df70a0332]

[Master MJade 0]

*LAUGHS FROM STANDS*

[GI_Admiral 2]

Not the Jar Jar Binks REcording!!! :o