Princess 35 Posted February 20, 2003 But that's really not important to the story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 20, 2003 ((wow! Old thread!)) But monkeys don't fit in the story, so the little boy cried, "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go shorty, it's your birthday! We're gonna party, like it's your birthday." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hayes Old 0 Posted February 26, 2003 An old man walks up to the little boy and says, "You say it's your birthday? It's my birthday too." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 26, 2003 The boy looked at the old man strangely. "Stop playing games with my heart!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted February 26, 2003 the old man said: "what's love got to do with it?" the boy replied: "my neck, my back..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 26, 2003 Then the old man said, "I'd do anything, just to hold you in my arms!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hayes Old 0 Posted February 26, 2003 The little boy embraced the old man saying, "Hello my friend, hello." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 26, 2003 The old man let go "Goodbye" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hayes Old 0 Posted February 26, 2003 The little bot looked sadly at the old man saying "Hold me now, I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking, maybe siw feet ain't so far down." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 26, 2003 ((Hehe Titles not parts of the song Hayes ...unless its a song i havent heard of...which is a lot...)) Shouldn't you be saying "Help!" ((Doh...two beatles songs in a row!)) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 26, 2003 The old man was about to reply when his cell phone rang. " Hellllooooo baby! Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speaking!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 26, 2003 He heard a reply to his hello, and then a weather report, he yelled it out in surprise, "Its raining men!"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 27, 2003 And the boy said, "And I wonder, and I wonder, who will stop the rain?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted February 27, 2003 And the rain replied, "Swing, Swing from the corner's edge!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 27, 2003 Just then, Zeus stuck his head out of the clouds and announced to everyone that he was "....a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi porno star...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted March 1, 2003 Then Aphrodite replied: "and you know, this is forever!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted March 14, 2003 And the angels said "this could be love. I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 15, 2003 And the Aphrodite responded "What is love? baby dont hurt me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted March 15, 2003 And then Zeus dripped ice and water down Aphrodite's robes while humming, "Ice, ice baby!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 15, 2003 Aphrodite pulls away and smacks Zeus saying "Can't touch this" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 18, 2008 Zeus backed away, looking saddened. "All I want to do is have some fun," he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted July 18, 2008 Aphrodite rolled her eyes, "Oh go cry me a river." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 21, 2011 Dejected, Zeus declared "The world is a vampire!" and threw a lightning bolt toward the Earth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted August 21, 2011 The lightning, becoming animated with faces and ears, suddenly yelled, "So now we fly ever free, we're free before the thunderstorm on towards the wilderness our quest carries on" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites