important life lessons learnt from sheer stupidity of others

[chozen 1]

someones poisoned the water whole...

[Princess 35]

lol Sentrosi

[CorSec 5]

hehe

[MsSolo 1]

Don't get drunk for the first time on a school trip to Eurodisney and hang out with a bunch of people smoking pot. I don't think the teachers are going to repeat that trip next year. :oops:

Twas fun though. Didn't get stoned myself, but they had several spliffs left they had to get rid of before we reached the ferry. Watching them climb onto the coach with bright red noses and watery eyes was a classic. And being hungover for a seven hour coach journey and two hour ferry trip wasn't that bad. Actually I enjoyed it, which implies I was still rather drunk, though the nausia (sp?) is testament to hte fact I was actually hungover.

Oh yes, don't read fanfiction when your grandmother's staying with you. Especially not yaoi fanfiction. Don't tell people one of your best friends has loads of websites when they are all yaoi websites, because parents will want to see them. Don't create a yaoi website and then lose the disc with all pages on. Actually, avoid yaoi in a house full of family in general. Saves times.

^_^ You can see where my loyaltes lie.

[chozen 1]

yaoi

[Sentrosi 1]

dont try to walk more than 18 miles in one day... it gets tiresome and you have no energy left... to do some fun stuff with the locals...

lol

not that I of all people would consider just picking up a local and taking her somewhere to have fun...

then again... if your ever in missouri prin.. :p

[Princess 35]

You would

Ok yeah. Last night's stupid resident trick. Styrofoam does burn. It smells BAD when it burns. Lighting a styrofoam container of food on fire is a good way to get your entire building mad at you and drive the RA's crazy.

[Sentrosi 1]

:lol: what me be naughty oh come on you know better prin...

im a lil angel

dont try to run away from the local girl you picked up for fun...

they are faster than you think...

[Princess 35]

what me be naughty oh come on you know better prin...  

im a lil angel

yeah you're an angel alright. and i'm a saint.

[Drake 53]

Really!? Which one?

[Andy 60]

Heehee...

[chozen 1]

hehehe

[^Hal^ 1]

haha...

[Princess 35]

Really!? Which one?

Saint shove it up your ...

[Princess 35]

If you spend $125 on pizza on the school credit card, your hall director will not be happy

[chozen 1]

Don't type in 'Dead' on Google.

[Ender 8]

Dont stand up in the middle of an artillery shelling...

[Princess 35]

Learnt from myself: don't take notes in bright orange. Makes em harder to read later

[CorSec 5]

Don't type in 'Dead' on Google.

Now you've gone and got me curious...*twitch*

[Ana 15]

Don't use Red Vines as straws to drink milk.

Don't lend your copy of "Romeo and Juliet: Plainspoken" to a friend unless you never want to see it again.

Covering your car with bumper stickers will not hide the fact that the paint is peeling.

Leaving a Hummer parked on the streets of Santa Cruz is just asking for it to be vandalized and graffittied with "I DESTROY THE ATMOSPHERE". So just don't.

Be very careful when climbing over a pointy fence.

If you microwave a doll with a voicebox, the voicebox will eventually burn and the room will smell bad for a long long time.

The same goes with putting styrofoam in the toaster oven.

If there's a fruit fly infestation in your house, search your little sister's room. There's most likely a five-year old banana in her closet.

[Pandora 77]

If you can use a TI-83 plus on your tests, program EVERY SINGLE thing you could possibly need into it. Yeah it's a lot of work, but it'll pay off in the end....

[Ender 8]

AMEN

[Roethlisberger 0]

Licking a power outlet will not turn you into a Mighy Morphin' Power Ranger

[Andy 60]

And rolling around in radioactive waste will not turn you into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Unless you are a turtle already. Possibly.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

in a class where you have no idea what's going on, copy off the kid beside you.