important life lessons learnt from sheer stupidity of others

[Roethlisberger 0]

No, because the word "cheeze" is funny in and of itself, while the word "cheese" is not. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

don't pull a paper jam out of your printer until it whines at you. otherwise, it gets stuck and you sit there forever trying to get a tiny piece of paper out of it.

[CorSec 5]

No, because the word "cheeze" is funny in and of itself, while the word "cheese" is not.

FINE!

But I will always be right...

Edited April 23, 2008 by Radioactive Isotope

[Princess 35]

Don't eat the bacon fried rice at lunch

*goes to be sick again*

[Andy 60]

hehehe...

From an MSN convo. Topic is probably something like: "Aftermath of McDonald's Salads Plus Launch Tour Party"

Adam says: hmmmm, i cant recall getting from the dancefloor to the coach....how did i get there??

beeurd says: you can't!?

Adam says: nope

beeurd says: Well, Tegan helped you

beeurd says: you tried to drag her back onto the dancefloor as we were going out, and then we were stood outside waiting for the others

Adam says: havn't got the faintest recollection

beeurd says: lol

beeurd says: well, we were stood outside, and there was this guy laughing at you, and you were like "Do we know you?"

beeurd says: and we were all saying no, and you said "is he a manager at our store" and tegan said "No, cos otherwise we would know him"

beeurd says: you don't even remember asking Tegan for babies?

beeurd says: (yes, you did)

Adam says: no way?

beeurd says: I tell you... there will be stories going around mcds for a while. mostly about you. lol

beeurd says: we spent about 10 mins looking for our coach, cos they were parked all over the place, and you kept saying "is this it?" or "this one's ours!" to every coach we went past

Remember this lesson... And then... Forget it and get drunk anyway! :p

Edited April 23, 2008 by Radioactive Isotope

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

:rofl: my friend was hammered in computer class the other day. then she couldn't tell what keys she was typing, so her code was all screwed up......good times.

[Andy 60]

hehe, that was last night, got home at 1.30am, and got up for work at 6am.

Needless to say, I was not in the best of condition for working. lol

[chozen 1]

:lol:

"you don't even remember asking Tegan for babies?"

did you make that up?!

[Andy 60]

No. He actually did. :lol:

[Mirax 3]

:lol: At least he's a fun drunk.

[chozen 1]

ah..hahahahahahaha!!

[Chickenman 9]

Bootleg Coca Cola from supermarket+hot sauce=Bad Aftertaste

Yep, I'm guilty

Edited April 2, 2004 by Chickenman

[Princess 35]

Don't sniff a coffee pot that's had warm vinegar in it. Nose burns. Acetic acidness

[Chickenman 9]

If you have a pixy stick, please do not inhale it. When it hurts, please don't continue doing it so it becomes a new schoolwide drug. Thank you.

Surpisingly, that wasn't me.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

pixy stixs are nummy

[Chickenman 9]

But not in your nose.

[Link 3]

Baritones do NOT sing soprano for a reason *cough* Brandon... *cough*

[Andy 60]

Here's a couple for you:

1. don't flood your car's engine.

2. remember to refill your fuel tank before it's empty.

Yes. Today I was driving back from my grandparents house, and cleverly flooded the engine. Then after about 30 mins of trying to start it through various methods we decided it was because there wasn't enough fuel left in the tank. Go me. Whoo. :roll:

[Link 3]

Don't ever have sex without a condom. There's my serious pitch for the day.

[Ender 8]

Dont ever let your parents buy your PC for you.

[Link 3]

don't try and piss Link off.

Edited May 3, 2004 by Link

[Andy 60]

Don't ever have sex without a condom. There's my serious pitch for the day.

What if it was against your religion? :p

Edited April 23, 2008 by Radioactive Isotope

[Princess 35]

Then sex can wait. Masturbate!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

:roll:

[Andy 60]

You know, I bet if that was someone else who had said that, you would have warned them.