GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 3, 2006 Wait can you prove a rule using the rule itself? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted March 4, 2006 He'd already proved it... he just wanted to pound it into us that it worked in all circumstances. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted March 4, 2006 (edited) " f(x)=x^ therefore, f'(x)=:)x^( -1) " Or, in words: Given that the f of x is x to the smiley face, the first derivative of f of x is smiley face x to the smiley face minus one. *watches that go sailing over his head* Whoo, look at it go! :p Edited March 4, 2006 by beeurd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 4, 2006 Tis inhumane to take 1 away from a smileyface though :O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 4, 2006 Those poor smilies. :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 4, 2006 I know!! What did the smilies ever do to him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 4, 2006 Won't somebody think of the children!? I mean....smilies!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 4, 2006 Call NAASF!!! National Association for the Advancement of Smiley Faces!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted March 10, 2006 ...the words i never thought i'd hear come from my econ teacher... Mr Stueber: "I'M NOT LACTATING!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted March 10, 2006 Last night we had our senior banquet, and every year a hypnotist comes. Here's just a few quotes from a few of the deeply hypnotized students. My friend Christina had the number Eight removed from her vocabulary. She also spoke very softly and simply like a child, probably because she thought she was in a strange dream world. Here's the ensuing discussion: Hypnotist: Christina, you have 10 fingers on your hand, correct? Christina: Uh huh. Hypnotist: Can you count them for us? Christina: Sure. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11. *smiles, then frowns, probably thinking "Eleven!?!"* Hypnotist: Christina, stop messing around, you don't have 11 fingers. count them again. *Christina does it again and gets the same results. The hypnotist laughs, and tells her to try it again. He comes back to her a few minutes later and has her place her palms together so each finger lines up with the fingers of the other hand.* Okay, Christina, lets try counting by two. Christina: 2, 4, 6, 10, 12. Hypnotist: *laughs* Christina you have 12 fingers? Christina: So i was born this way? Hypnotist: *laughs* You do know most people are born with ten right? Christina: Stop making fun of me. It's not my fault i was born this way. *looks like she's going to cry* Hypnotist: Okay Christina, count her fingers *points to girl next to christina* Christina: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11. She was born that way too! :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted March 13, 2006 *Looks up hypnotist classes.* :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brumak 2 Posted March 13, 2006 That is so freakin awesome.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 14, 2006 Hail O' Sex Goddess don't ask. it's a long, uninteresting story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 14, 2006 ROFL how unmormon like of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 14, 2006 what can i say? i'm just that good :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insyana 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Soma lovin'... Happened so fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 14, 2006 boo! *throws rotten tomatoes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insyana 0 Posted March 14, 2006 (edited) :( Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far? Edited March 14, 2006 by Insyana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 14, 2006 Tell me more tell me more, did he have a car? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insyana 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Yeah. You're the bith and I'm John Travolta... oh ewok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 14, 2006 :lol: @ GI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted March 16, 2006 my AP teacher referring to the snack bar at intermission on our trip to thte Guthrie to see Hamlet: "The retired people will be slow--you can beat them. The students will be lost--you can beat them too." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
