Notable Quotables

[Andy 60]

Of course it is!

Painters paint.

Writers write.

Burglars burgle!

:p

[Bad furday 57]

Clear as mud. ;)

[Ayingel 24]

But you don't say "My house has been burgled." That sounds redickerous.

[Andy 60]

But you don't say "My house has been burgled." That sounds redickerous.

Yes, burgled! Sounds less ridiculous than burglarise. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

So, by that logic, do butlers "butle"? :p

[Andy 60]

Well, they don't butlerise either, so I'm not sure how that helps anybody. ;)

[Pandora 77]

But you don't say "My house has been burgled." That sounds redickerous.

Yes, burgled! Sounds less ridiculous than burglarise.

Here we just say, "Someone broke into my house so I shot him dead."

So, by that logic, do butlers "butle"?

As in "Go buttle off" like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Good point.

Well, they don't butlerise either, so I'm not sure how that helps anybody.

Also a good point. However, if "incentivize" can be properly used as a verb (and it can, I looked it up), then it logically follows that "butlerize" could also be used as a verb. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

As in "Go buttle off" like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Good point.

I was referencing Clue, but yours works too. :D

[Pandora 77]

I like mine better. :p

[Bad furday 57]

My most memorable experience with bedouins - a throng of bedouin women surrounding me and pulling my hair, thinking it's a wig. Apparently, I was the first blonde person a lot of them had ever seen IRL.

From the commentariat in this article:

http://gawker.com/5882327/nicest-kidnappers-ever-served-tea-dried-fruit

[Princess 35]

Pod and I discussing my lunch choices for tomorrow

Amanda

okay, i'm being a good Catholic and making a tuna based meal for tomorrow

Mrs.

lol

Amanda*red+u

and getting cheese sauce all over the stove

Mrs.

whoops

Amanda*red+u

damn tuna helper

Mrs.

lol

Amanda*red+u

since, get this, i work for a catholic hospital and lunch tomorrow is stroganoff

Mrs.

um. Ain't that beef?

Amanda*red+u

yup

Mrs.

So...

you can't get the pill, but you can get beef?

Amanda*red+u

exactly!

Mrs.

Um...

Are we playing Spin for Sin here? Where's the logic?

Amanda*red+u

i don't know

i mean, it's AshWednesday!

Mrs.

Right

Amanda*red+u

they're having a church service in the chapel at 1 to get ashes

Mrs.

So...

like...

are you guys getting ashed, made to have unprotected yet totally marital sex in the missionary position, then sent for beef with a side of guilt?

...

Amanda

and don't forget, that missionary position sex is for the express purpose of procreation onl

Mrs.

well yes

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Yunno, the funny thing is, I'm not Catholic, but the time I crave fish the most is Friday's during Lent. :???:

[Princess 35]

It's all those Catholic churches having their fish frys

[Ayingel 24]

Huh? Fried fish? No....it's all Lutefisk here. D:

[Princess 35]

Deep fried fishy goodness in KC Halls and church basemenets

[Ana 15]

Lent is a very strange thing. No one I knew did it while I was growing up, so it all seems particularly arbitrary.

[Pandora 77]

I dropped this gem on facebook just now:

Dude. Your subwoofer is rattling the potted plant on my window sill. I'm on the third floor. Start learning braille NOW.

Thanks to Kia, I am now aware that braille will do a deaf person no good.... Not my brightest moment. :lol:

[Ayingel 24]

I was wondering about that...Maybe you were going to blind him so he couldn't drive?

3

[Pandora 77]

Yeah.... no. My brain apparently checked out for the afternoon....

[Princess 35]

We all have those moments.

[Ana 15]

The vibrations from the thumping must have temporarily dislodged your brain connections. :p

[Pandora 77]

Hey that's a good excuse! I'm listing that as my official defense.

[TheUnknown 39]

More great quotes from one of the adjuncts.

Student: "I'm really sorry that I fell asleep in class. I worked a triple shift last night."

Ed: "I'm more concerned that your shoes appear to have individual toes."

Student: *silence*

Ed: "It's OK, just don't do it again.

Student: "What, the sleeping or the shoes?"

Ed: *pause* "Both."

Today's dispatch from the Getting It Out of My System file:

Student: "I made a 54 on the first exam and a 61 on the second. Can I still make an A in the class or should I drop?"

Ed: "Enroll in Math 1113 to discover the answer."

Actual email from a 19 year old freshman. The last two sentences are amazing. What a super special princess.

"I received a B+ in your class. My grade is an error because of discriminatory inconsistencies in requirements between the separate breakout sessions. I was in ___'s breakout session and though he was a great teacher, the work he assigned differed greatly from other breakout sessions. There were additional tasks assigned to my class that were inconsistent with the level of effort versus other classes. For example one TAs breakout session was based solely on attendance; I went to every breakout session, therefore i would have received a 100% in that class. If i was graded according to the other break out sessions i would have received a 100%. I expect my breakout session grade to be changed to 100%, due to the fact that i feel my grade my discriminatory. This grade is an error, and i expect this error to be corrected because of the points above, and due to inconsistent requirements."

In the comments section, he later wrote:

I was very proud of myself, especially given that I am leaving UGA, for not just telling her to go ewok herself with the nearest available solid object.

[Pandora 77]

:rofl: LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

[Bad furday 57]

The preciousest of snowflakes :p