Bad furday 57 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) I had never heard of CrossFit until last month when a co-worker had contracted the flesh eating virus on her leg. She almost had to get her entire leg amputated, but just wound up with a huge hole in it in the end. As it turns, she had contracted MRSA from CrossFit. I don't think I'll ever be a patron at this gym. From comments about an article on the Problems of CrossFit :gasp: Edited July 27, 2012 by Bad furday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 6, 2012 I dropped this gem on facebook just now: Dude. Your subwoofer is rattling the potted plant on my window sill. I'm on the third floor. Start learning braille NOW. Those nerfherders need to stop disturbing Anakin! The (now former) adjunct I keep quoting said this today: Those NASA celebration photos are pretty cool, guys. I haven't seen that many exuberant white people since they opened the Trader Joe's in Athens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 6, 2012 *cackling up a storm here* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted August 9, 2012 I had a great "Here's your sign" moment the other day. I was at Meijer (grocery store) buying supplies for my canning marathon. I bought 2 cases of jars, 2 gallons of vinegar, and various spices. I'm checking out and the cashier asks "Are we canning?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 9, 2012 Either that or you were running a still :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted August 19, 2012 Robert: What are we watching? Me: Thor. I thought we could both use more Chris Hemsworth in our lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted August 20, 2012 During a discussion in the breakroom at work as they went over the coming week's schedule: John: If Dan's flight is delayed, he might be in the air when he's scheduled to come in! Me: Well I'm certainly not going to walk up to the cockpit and ask the pilot to fly a bit faster - the flight would be diverted, and I'd be detained! Everyone: *laughs* Ray: And then we'd all see you on the evening news! :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted September 12, 2012 Gin and Tacos: Children are like tattoos; I love them until I go to Wal-Mart, and then I think no one should be allowed to have them. There is an employee at this university named Gay Leathers, and sometimes life is so wonderful I can hardly stand it. My colleague just told me, in a tone that could only be described as full of mystery and foreboding, "For reasons that have never fully been explained, Paul uses the women's restroom. We find it best not to press him on this point." Police sirens are the soundtrack to my sleeping hours. Let's call that a plus, since I like the excitement of potentially being murdered. Sex with Ann Coulter must be like that Mr. Wizard segment where he dipped hot dogs in liquid nitrogen and then shattered them with a hammer. The side effects were listed as "impaired judgment" and "difficulty swallowing", so I guess science has figured out how to turn you into a freshman girl. Hate crimes are Americans' way of learning different religions. If I was locked in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, Skrillex, and a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Skrillex twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted September 12, 2012 Excellent, those are all great! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted September 13, 2012 Amen on that last one. I mean... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted September 25, 2012 Gin and Tacos: Reality TV is a window into American culture like the asshole is a window into the body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) This is actually from a professor other than Gin and Tacos guy: "When Abraham Lincoln and the other founding fathers wrote the Constitution, they intentionally avoided mentioning political parties." Its final exams like this that reminds me how much I enjoy whiskey. has narrowed it down to one of two things: either (A) his wife has downloaded a computer virus or (B) has an uncontrollable appetite for online pornography that she’s hidden from him for the past five years. I’m hoping for B, but guessing A. Edited September 27, 2012 by TheUnknown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James the Defender 7 Posted October 2, 2012 Phone rings, Caity's grandmother. Caity: Hello Gramma: *presumably asking if Caity is here* Caity: *being silly* No, this is not her house, never call here again! Gramma: Okay, sorry. *Click* Caity: Mom-mom? Mom-mom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted October 3, 2012 Lol! In a sad sort of way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James the Defender 7 Posted October 4, 2012 She called back and apologized, of course.It was funny, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted October 5, 2012 I've heard of someone walking up to their grandmother in Wal-Mart and saying, "Lord! When did you get out of prison for molesting that kid?!" Their grandmother started crying because she was so embarrassed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James the Defender 7 Posted October 7, 2012 That's just...wrong on so many levels... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) *giggles* a furry enthusiast AND accented nicely? Doth mine eyes decieve me or is teh wookie getting a crush? Kia to me in a Facebook convo. :lol: Edited October 23, 2012 by Bad furday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted December 31, 2012 Watching Modern Marvels: 90's Tech... Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos: "One of the first questions I had from investors was, '...What's the internet?'" :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) From Gin and Tacos: Saxby Chambliss is retiring, creating an important opportunity for Georgia to have at least one Senator who does not look like he's doing 5 to 7 for exposing himself in a Toys-R-Us. Saw some Central Illinois pro-lifers assembled today. From the looks of them, life begins at handing your sister a spiked drink. The minister comforted the grieving family by saying the deceased was now in a better place. A young boy raised his hand and said, "We live in Peoria. You're gonna have to be more specific." "When's WHITE history month?" "It's celebrated coterminously with Willfully Ignorant Privileged Asshole Month, so that's gonna be a wild 4 weeks for you." Worst part about returning to real winter: the inside of my nose and sinuses looks like Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer. And by that I mean "bloody", not "full of Asian runaways." This profession is like unpacking Russian nesting dolls of suck. Edited February 6, 2013 by TheUnknown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 6, 2013 Excellent, excellent! *approves of them all* :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted February 6, 2013 My favorite is "Russian nesting dolls of suck." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 6, 2013 More: Weather forecasters should have more fun with their job. Replace that boring "5 degrees; feels like -4" with "5 degrees; feels like your genitals have frozen shut and will need to be thawed out with a hair dryer" Let's continue debunking sports myths, like the existence of a professional football team in Jacksonville. No, today was not the worst day of your life. That title belongs to tomorrow. The German word kummerspeck, which refers to weight gained due to overeating from depression, literally means "Grief Bacon." For reasons I can't fully articulate, I find it incredibly amusing that the gay marriage legislation in Illinois was tacked on as a rider to a bill about rental cars. Amazon Recommendations: Other customers who purchased FAILURE TO LAUNCH (DVD 2006) also purchased A ROPE AND A RICKETY STOOL. Data: More Accurate than Making sith Up since 4000 BC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
